So you would figure that someone with nothing, would register for useful things on their wedding registry, right?? No my brother thinks that it's okay to start a band with his damn wedding registry. WTF? I mean two amplifiers, a drum set, and a canvas chair? Really?? This is what you need to start a new life together? Suck it your getting a toaster from me, and if you don't like it,  I won't know what nonsense you return it for - I'll just make sure to attach the damn gift receipt. 

I would wake my husband up, for the simple reason that good or bad the last moments I have on earth are worthwhile if they are with him, If we have to face death - would imminently prefer it with him at my side, holding onto each other and our children. In the case of my son, I would try to let him sleep through it as he is so young. 

 I"m 33 years old. My sister is 38....you would think with birthdays a day apart we would have some say in our birthday celebration at our mothers? Considering that Amy and I have our own mortgages, careers, families and lives we would be able to have say, "Hey we wold like burgers or something?" No. My Mother has a craving for Pizza Hut and *bam* we are having pizza hut for our birthday. What the heck are we? Five? When I sent my far more sensitive Sister to gently tell our  mother that Pizza Hut would not be a good choice, she proceeded to go into a snit. Wait, wait. It's OUR birthday and your in a SNIT because we didn't give you a convenient excuse to have Pizza Hut? So to keep my sister on her diet she is now providing grilled chicken with salad for her. However whatever the heck the rest of us are to eat is a surprise. HELLO Pregnant here! Not everything jives well with my son and I!! We need warning?? No, the surprise is that Mom is only concerned about maintaining control, instead of just simply asking what what the heck WE the birthday people would like???? I swear the older I get the more asinine my parents get. 

Okay, I went to some sort of party last night, and I was told i would suffer unspecified consequences for not having a live journal account. I suppose the threat was warranted because, well i've been a total voyeur on this site for a little bit.

Currently my cat is attempting to kill me. I’ve come the conclusion that he might love me, but apparently according to the Cat Code Of Ethics, all humans must survive the advanced tests. The speed bump test, suffocate mommy in the morning test and of course a Siamese specialty for my little bundle of fur, CRY and WHINE for no apparent reason.
I swear my cat is like training for a baby and as this rate there is NO way I am going to have kids……Okay aside from that little rant I’m done for the moment.


~Dylynn